The dog was really talking, and despite it being advertised as such, this discovery was only the third most alarming realisation in that moment, and one that normally wouldn’t have fazed me despite it being a scientific impossibility.
The second most disconcerting fact about the carnival or horror sideshow was that the dog wasn’t so much as sitting, but actually hovering barely an inch above the ventriloquist’s lap. However, the thing that truly petrified me, and instantly turned my crisp white shirt into a sweaty sodden rag, was that the dog was reciting the Lord’s prayer, in Latin … backwards.